just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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