I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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