Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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