What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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