You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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