Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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