So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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