another moral hangover. fuck.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.