Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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