I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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