Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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