The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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