At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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