Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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