another moral hangover. fuck.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
there is glitter all over my balls
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