is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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