My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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