I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
