Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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