Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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