Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.