ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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