Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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