season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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