For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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