I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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