Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
