Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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