Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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