dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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