She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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