brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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