I'm gonna have a badass scar
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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