yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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