I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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