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(586): View more from Michigan

More tranny stories later!

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(636): View more from Missouri

she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"

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(212): View more from New York

so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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(619): View more from California

I'm passing your future prison.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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(815): View more from Illinois

You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"

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(765): View more from Indiana

Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"

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(217): View more from Illinois

totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change

(1-217): View more from Illinois

don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class

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