Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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