ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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