Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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