My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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