Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I supernannyed him into submission
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