Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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