Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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