so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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