I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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