Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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