Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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