dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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