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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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