No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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