is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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