what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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