Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
