they need to just BURY HIM!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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