i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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